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Temporal Love Trauma

Created on 2004-01-07 06:21:18 (#1812927), last updated 2008-12-28

2,719 comments received, 2,991 comments posted

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Name:Idiopath
Birthdate:1986-08-04
Location:Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Website:KFC for the soul
Bio
I am a Mexican Lying Bean. I live in a bag with several thousand other beans. On Mondays, I brush my eyeballs. On Tuesdays, I do a little dance, make a little egg nog, get Down Syndrome. On Wednesdays, I ride roughshod across a vast field of arrogant poppies. On Thursdays, I correct God's punctuation and spelling. On Fridays, fuck off. On Saturdays, I do scientific experiments for the good of all living creatures, using a wide assortment of neighbourhood pets and a microwave. On Sundays, I clean up the mess. My name is Jack Hammer, and I am a porn entrepreneur.



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alligators, ambiguous clarity, apophenia, caimans, cold steely logic, crocodiles, danny's dazzling drummery, disturbing the peaceful, elliott smith's ugly face, evolution in action, fuck-this-shit-man!, interests with no underline, karma farmers, mental malnutrition, mere formalities, nick is an idiot, nietzsche, nintendo, not gavials, philosophical stalkers, plot holes, rain on the roof, sexy bass, simultaneous polymonogamy, terminal wellness, the bloody public-transport rebellion, the fourth estate, the humour in tragedy, the tragedy in humour, treppenwitz, twincest and pearls, unfeasible drum beats, war on violence, weedly guitars, when hilarity ensues, when physicists attack
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